Psychic Pet Owner Pillows

Telepekingesis.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"You're solemates!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"I know they're treating you kindly but are they treating you ethically?"

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'And here's something for the dog.'

The Most Interesting Cat In The World

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

Dog collars.

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).