Psychic Pet Owner Mugs

Telepekingesis.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Have you tried biting him?"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"You're solemates!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"I know they're treating you kindly but are they treating you ethically?"

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

'And here's something for the dog.'

Dog collars.

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

The Most Interesting Cat In The World

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'