Canine Psychic Enthusiast Mugs

'He's psychic, but only when it comes to can openers.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Psychic diving competition.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"He's sending an instant message."

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

"You like people and people respond to that."

'It's probably your own fear of inadequacy.'

"I think I'm a big dog."

"We laugh, but it's a mirthless laugh."

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

"I'm not having trouble reading your mind, but the typos and grammatical errors are frustrating. . ."

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

Psychic news - 'This guy fancies me'.

"You and I lack a basic understanding."

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

"Bad news - you're going to be neutered."