Fantasy Pet Owner Gifts

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I'm sorry, but we're all out of both whales and eagles.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Cat king.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Hyenas as Pets

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

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"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

When Pugs dream.

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Dreaming pets.

"Does he byte?"

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'Daddy,rusty's digging up the neighbour's back yard again!' (a dog digging a hole with an earth digger machine)/

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

'It's a good owl dog.'

The AdRams Family no.30 - Virtual husband

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."