Fantasy Pet Collector Gifts

The single adventure of Double Dog.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Cat Boss

Centaur falls in love.

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

When Pugs dream.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"They just love tassels."

"Does he byte?"

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'It's a good owl dog.'

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

'See, Doctor, it says right here, 'the saber-toothed Macaque makes a wonderful pet'!'

Dog on a skateboard.

Inbreeding Mishaps

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

'I wanted a parrot-Giles wanted organic fresh eggs,so we compromised...'

It's good to be the king.

"I got them from Amazon."

"I love you both very much but I've got to find my real parents."