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The single adventure of Double Dog.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Cat Boss

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Centaur falls in love.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"They just love tassels."

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

When Pugs dream.

"Does he byte?"

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'It's a good owl dog.'

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

Dog on a skateboard.

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

Inbreeding Mishaps

'See, Doctor, it says right here, 'the saber-toothed Macaque makes a wonderful pet'!'

'I wanted a parrot-Giles wanted organic fresh eggs,so we compromised...'

"He's my little fur baby is what he is."

"I got them from Amazon."

"I love you both very much but I've got to find my real parents."