Quirky Pet Collectors T-Shirts

"I got them from Amazon."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Toadstools

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Piranhaclaus

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"He was a sea rescue."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Ice shelfie.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.