Quirky Animal Collector T-Shirts

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Romantic Giraffes

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Toadstools

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Piranhaclaus

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Best before 65 million BC.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Ice shelfie.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.