Animal Fantasy Enthusiast Gifts

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'Checkmate I think!'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"Wanna go out?"

Long Dachshund

Centaur falls in love.

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

We're barely gonna make it!

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

Cat Dreams.

When Pugs dream.

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"No no - play dead. What you're doing is indicating."

'Convergent evolution: Hammerheaded emu.'

Psst, Shirley, have you signed Frank's birthday card yet?

"If there were some way to move the stool, climb up onto the counter and scale that wall, I know I could position myself in such a way as to pee all over that cat calendar."

'Not only the slot in the back is considered offensive to my people. It's that, given the times, we don't want to be associated with your line of business.'

'BOTOX...QUICK!

'It's a good owl dog.'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'