Mythical Pet Fan T-Shirts

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Warrior Woman

What does aloof mean?

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I always knew you'd come back."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Dragon Graph

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"He's a Crocodoodle."

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

The Golf Gremlin.

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Sea Monster

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

'How's that, Umpire?'

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Big Boy Foot

"Curiosity."

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

'Can we keep him?'