Animal Myth Aficionados Gifts

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Viking Loch Ness

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Phoenix

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Meowlzebub

Mermaids in love

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"It's a full moon somewhere."