Animal Myths Gifts

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

The Fourth Little Pig

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Warrior Woman

Neptune

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Myths and legends...

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Catasaurus

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Phoenix

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Love your ambiance!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Unicorn in the Woods

The Lemmings of Montauk

Vampire Bat

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank