Animal Myths Gifts

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

The Fourth Little Pig

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Warrior Woman

Neptune

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Catasaurus

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Myths and legends...

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

Phoenix

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

The Lemmings of Montauk

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Vampire Bat

"Love your ambiance!"

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"