Mythical Animals Gifts

'Boy you light my fire!'

Phoenix

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Fishing Tales

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Warrior Woman

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Viking Loch Ness

Catasaurus

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Meowlzebub

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"