Mythical Beasts Enthusiast Gifts

Bigfoot in Therapy. I just want to get back to where I believe in myself.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Tourists and their Pets.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Viking Loch Ness

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Mermaid Art

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Meowlzebub

Mermaids in love

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."