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"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Phoenix

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Mermaids in love

Meowlzebub

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"Love your ambiance!"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Beauty and the Beast