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'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Warrior Woman

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Dragon Graph

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Scientist seen on loch.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Sea Monster

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

The Golf Gremlin.

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.