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"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Piracy on a boating lake

The Mouse Princess

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Right here's fine."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"