Myth Fan Pillows

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Piracy on a boating lake

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Knight feeding his kids.

The Mouse Princess

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Right here's fine."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog