Mythology Fan Pillows

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'I'm here because I drink like a fish.'

"Welcome to the after-party."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"That looks painful Achilles.Is it your curiously unnamed tendon again?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'New coagulate toothpaste'

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

"You were supposed to sacrifice a virgin...not a vegetarian..."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Viking River Raids

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's simple. Sign the agreement, visit the iHell store and download the immortality app.'

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

"You have to admire their ingenuity at least -- They're burying their apple cores."

"I dropped my goblet!"

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

Claw machine game

"Of that tree you shall not eat its fruit, lest you die -- plus I licked all the fruit to make it even less appealing."

Gods plays golf with the earth.

'You're as blind as a bat.'

'The apple? I ate the snake.'

Alberich an the Rhinemaidens

Easter Bunny Island

I love Wagner, Deal with it.

Noah as a kid

HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely

'I had to break up with him. I couldn't stand the armpit noises.'

'Come on - don't be such a grouch. The supply department said it's only until the next order of wings and halos arrive.'

'Here comes the night shift.'

'Well, this can hop it.' - Moses 'parting' abilities make his comb obsolete.

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.