Mythology Fan T-Shirts

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'I'm here because I drink like a fish.'

"Welcome to the after-party."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"That looks painful Achilles.Is it your curiously unnamed tendon again?"

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

"You were supposed to sacrifice a virgin...not a vegetarian..."

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Viking River Raids

'New coagulate toothpaste'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'It's simple. Sign the agreement, visit the iHell store and download the immortality app.'

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'You're as blind as a bat.'

'Well, this can hop it.' - Moses 'parting' abilities make his comb obsolete.

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Don't worry, I've been watching them for ages, and they're completely harmless."

'Here comes the night shift.'

"Are you sure he's a vegetarian?"

'Be very careful, it might be an insurance salesman.'

Easter Bunny Island

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

"So all is not rosy in the garden?"

Man points out Cupid in police lineup as the one who shot him with an arrow.

"Hi, I'm Eve. God got fed up with your hugging his trees, so he sent me as a placebo!"

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

'Wow! Things are worse than I thought!'

"Of that tree you shall not eat its fruit, lest you die -- plus I licked all the fruit to make it even less appealing."

Claw machine game

"Down. All the way!"