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Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"No problem....I can pretty much do the whole 'Death' shtick virtually."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"No, I won't go out with you...I don't know you from Adam!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Vlad the Impala

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Toadstools

Venus

Lady of the bath...

Lesser known greek gods,

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Here be dragons.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.