Greek Myth Fanatic T-Shirts

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Sad Eurydice

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Iliadette.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I miss the Augean stables."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Medusa and Perseus.

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

The Mother Of Damocles

Eurydice in prison

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Atlasyphus.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Don't even think about it!'

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"