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Hermes

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Iliadette.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I miss the Augean stables."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Medusa and Perseus.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

Atlasyphus.

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

Eurydice in prison

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

Sisyphus Meets Contraryus

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

"I find it helps me concentrate."

'Why so reluctant to go on a boat ride? Where is your sense of adventure?'

Jason and the Jargonauts.

Warning: Minotaur Ahead

Medusa at the hair stylists.