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"I find it helps me concentrate."

'Fine. You can have music. I'll be the god of... of... speedy delivery! I will be The Fleet-Footed Messenger of the Gods.'

The failure of the Trojan Hearse led to a change in stratergy.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Iliadette.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I miss the Augean stables."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Medusa and Perseus.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

The Mother Of Damocles

Atlasyphus.

'Don't even think about it!'

Eurydice in prison

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.