
'Damocles, it says here that 95% of all accidents occur in the home. Duh!'
Discover our Greek myth-themed t-shirts, featuring legendary scenes and clever references that let enthusiasts wear their love for ancient Greece with pride and a dash of wit.
'Damocles, it says here that 95% of all accidents occur in the home. Duh!'
Sisyphus Meets Contraryus
The Odyssey.
'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'
'Think she'll give any points for Herculean effort?'
"Medusa can't see me tonight. She just washed her hair and she can't do a thing with it!"
Medusa, first thing in the morning.
'Sure, bring her on. I've always wanted to work on one of these babies.'
'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'
"I miss the Augean stables."
"What's wrong, Atlas? You look as though you're supporting the world on your shoulders."
"Have you tried a venomus conditioner?"
"Dang...this day feels never ending..."
Eurydice in prison
Helen of Troy
No!
"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"
Narcissus enjoying cover of magazine.
Aged Centaur.
"I feel like every time I turn into a swan there's this expectation of sex."
'Did he have to report it to the IRS every time he touched something?'
'Oh no you don't!'
'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'
"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"
Mount Olympus Bulletin Board. Why me?! Tell Zeus he should thumbtacks like everybody else!
"I hate following behind Medusa at these things."
The Modern Narcissus
"Philosophy bros ."
"Yeah, I get that 'Who's walking who?' a lot too."
Shepherd and eurydice
King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.
'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'
Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.
"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."
Vlad the Impala
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