Mythology Fanatic Mugs

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"No problem....I can pretty much do the whole 'Death' shtick virtually."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"No, I won't go out with you...I don't know you from Adam!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Venus

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Toadstools

Vlad the Impala

Lesser known greek gods,

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Well, we needed the rain."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Neptune

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.