Fans Of Mythology Pillows

'Bad news, Adam! They didn't accept our expenses for working clothes as tax-deductible!'

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Venus

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Vlad the Impala

Lesser known greek gods,

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Warrior Woman

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Bigfoot"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Wotan with eye patch

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Neptune

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."