Greek Mythology Fans Pillows

Medusa's Baby Picture.

'Oh great, here comes Atlas - Mr Bowling champ!'

"What a disappointment! I always thought encyclopedias were exclusively about us."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Where was the TSA?'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Iliadette.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I miss the Augean stables."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

I came, I saw, I partied!

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Well this is awkward.'

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'