Greek Mythology Fanatic Pillows

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Dear Greeks - Our sincere thanks for the giant wooden horse! What a wonderful surprise when we...

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Iliadette.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I miss the Augean stables."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Medusa and Perseus.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

'Don't even think about it!'

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.