Greek Mythology Enthusiasts Pillows

'At least it's steady work.'

'Actually the truth lies somewhere in between.'

The Mother Of Damocles

Medusa comes in for an eye exam

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Venus

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lesser known greek gods,

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Iliadette.

"Bigfoot"

Warrior Woman

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Neptune

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Wotan with eye patch