Greek Mythology Admirers Pillows

Satyric Press

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Lesser known greek gods,

'Where was the TSA?'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Iliadette.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Sundial Time

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I miss the Augean stables."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

The Echoes at Killarney

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Starbucks Siren

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

Eurydice in prison

Giant Headless Horseman

'Don't even think about it!'

The Mother Of Damocles

Euripides

Vodka