Greek Mythology Admirers Gifts

Satyric Press

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Lesser known greek gods,

Iliadette.

Sundial Time

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"I miss the Augean stables."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

The Echoes at Killarney

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Euripides

The Mother Of Damocles

Vodka

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

Starbucks Siren

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

Giant Headless Horseman