Greek Myths Enthusiast Pillows

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Iliadette.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"I miss the Augean stables."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Medusa and Perseus.

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

'I know what you're thinking.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

'Don't even think about it!'

Eurydice in prison

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

The Mother Of Damocles

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

Sisyphus Meets Contraryus

"It gets easier the second time."