Greek Myths Fan Pillows

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Where was the TSA?'

Iliadette.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Oedipus

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

I came, I saw, I partied!

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'Well this is awkward.'

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.