Greek Myth Fan Pillows

Toilet Paper Hill

'You're getting tired of this? I'm the one who's had to eat liver 735,239 days in a row, and I can't even find a decent wine to go with it!'

'Why so reluctant to go on a boat ride? Where is your sense of adventure?'

"What do you mean 'I'm not the father?!'"

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

The Trojans thought of everything.

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

'Seriously Colin... is that what I think it is?'

'How is your Thursday looking?'

"It's me, Sisyphus . . . Honey, I have to work overtime . . . "

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

How The Cyclops Got Tricked Into Buying Glasses

'I'm going to prescribe these to help you with the double vision.'

'The guys were enjoying a sunny day on Easter Island beach until Medusa came along.'

Hermes using foot spray

Icarus.

Lady escaping from a beast in a maze.

Atlasyphus

The Augean Stables

Aeneas and Dido

Mythology Lawn and Garden. Here's the hose Medusa ordered. You give it to her.

"I knew Cerberus was a three-headed dog—I just expected all the heads to be the same."

Race to the top

"This should be interesting...."

Narcissus locket.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake