Myth And Legend Fan T-Shirts

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

'Now remember: upon completion, we do NOT offer the Count a free set of bathroom mirrors!'

"Could you scratch my nose..?"

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Swiss army knife

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Going Down?

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."