Mythical Legend Enthusiast T-Shirts

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'If it hasn't gone away in a couple of weeks, come back and see me.'

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Tut and Carmen.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Wotan with eye patch

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Bigfoot"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Swiss army knife

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Warrior Woman

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Neptune