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"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Define fair."

Mythical Family of Four.

Alberich steals the gold

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

King Madras

Tristan and Isolde