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'Voyeur!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"It feels good to unwind..."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Define fair."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Mythical Family of Four.

Alberich steals the gold

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

King Madras

Tristan and Isolde