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William Tell (alternate)

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"We only got six days of funding."

Easter Island legs

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Eat my dust!"

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Snowyphus

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Phoenix

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Jason and the Aga notes,

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Define fair."

Alberich steals the gold

Mythical Family of Four.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Santa CGI Effect

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.