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Noah and the Flood

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"It feels good to unwind..."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

Jason and the Aga notes,

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Define fair."

Alberich steals the gold

Mythical Family of Four.

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Emma's Unicorn