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Octopus Lady

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Bermuda Triangles

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Joan Hickson

"Well, we needed the rain."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

$1: Family Secrets

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Pastorius wonders why.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."