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"Who yelled 'fire?'"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"It feels good to unwind..."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Snowyphus

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Hot Tub Frosty

"Define fair."

Mythical Family of Four.

Alberich steals the gold

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'