Mythical Narrative Lover Pillows

Noah and the Flood

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Define fair."

Alberich steals the gold

Mythical Family of Four.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation