Mythical Storytelling Lover Pillows

William Tell (alternate)

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"We only got six days of funding."

Easter Island legs

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Eat my dust!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Phoenix

"Define fair."

Mythical Family of Four.

Alberich steals the gold

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Santa CGI Effect

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'