Mythical Tale Lover Pillows

"Hey Noah, there is a guy named Jonah who wants to book passage."

"Aw... go on! An apple a day keeps the doctor away y'know..!"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

J. R. R. Tolkien

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Emma's Unicorn

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Europa takes a selfie

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Finding Bigfoot

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

For services to Tourism. . .

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

Octopus Lady

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Untold Love Stories. Cleopatra and St. Patrick. Asp. If we get married, will that make me "Cleopatrick"? Yes, plus you'll never have to worry about snakes!

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

Headless Self-Portrait

"Now Eve wants free contraceptives."

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.