Mythical Tale Lover Prints

"Hey Noah, there is a guy named Jonah who wants to book passage."

"Aw... go on! An apple a day keeps the doctor away y'know..!"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Emma's Unicorn

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Europa takes a selfie

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

For services to Tourism. . .

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Octopus Lady

Headless Self-Portrait

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

"Now Eve wants free contraceptives."

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

William Tell (alternate)