Ancient Tale Lover Prints

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Neptune

Trojan Hurdler.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"Long Johns Silver."

"No, let down your hair!"

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"That's not what I said."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

'You're too wrapped up in yourself.'

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

The Dungeon

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

ATM Inside

Argonauts and football

"In my day, we didn't ask for a raise, we demanded one!"

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

"God is out to get me."

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Achilles needs first aid.