Classic Tale Lover Prints

Three little pigs.

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'I've heard about your race with the rabbit a thousand times. Let's talk about something else.'

"It is Jack Horner but it's not a plum he's pulling out!"

'Look, do you want my help to move or not!'

"Okay...so I cheated."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'

Child jumping into crocodile's mouth.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Upper West Side Story

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

William Tell

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone