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Noah's ark in a draught.

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Phoenix

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Santa CGI Effect

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Europa takes a selfie

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

At the end of the rainbow

Centaur falls in love.

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Shakespearean Actor

'He was brought by the stork.'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"This should be interesting...."

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Janus.